You're awfully busy. How do you manage your time?
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Jodifabulous
on Thu 27 Apr 2006 12:54 AM EDT |
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Easy. I make to-do lists. They usually look a little somethin' like this:
1. Masturbate
2. Eat a cupcake
3. Learn to fly fish
4. Read Catcher in the Rye already
5. Go on, have a ho-ho. You deserve it.
6. Masturbate
7. Masturbate
8. Check the Fresh Direct Web site to see if they deliver to the ghetto yet
9. Open the past six weeks worth of mail you've been ignoring
10. Cookie break!
11. Google all of your friends' names to find out what they're hiding
12. Remove that spot of polish on your big toe that's been there since 1994
13. Nothing like a little "alone time"
14. Consider doing homework but decide Court TV is "educational" and put off Contracts outlining for a good three hours
