I'll never tell. Unless you ask. Judging by the fact that this in an FAQ, you have asked. Well done. I really object to almost everyone in one way or another, but just between us, when boys start talking geek around me, I swoon. My hands get hot when they become seriously worked up about perl v. asp, and when potentiometers are implicated? Sweet jesus, throw me on the bathroom floor and fuck me now. That's the fastest way to a woman's heart, far as I know.