With the election over and my conscience sound, I feel I should let you all in on a little something. During the campaign, during the vice presidential debate specifically, I fell in love with the evil genius and boyish grin of one Richard Bruce Cheney. I totally get the Patty Hearst thing now, but you know what? When John Edwards got all uppity about "It's cool that you're nice to your gay homosexual daughter who has sex with other women because it's wrong to be mean to people who are gay lesbians like your gay daughter," Cheney was totally deadpan. He said "Thank you for your kind words. That is all." And I was like "AWWWW SNAP! He ma baby daddy!!!"

My warmongering, oil hungry, coronary artery disease having baby daddy.


<---JLH hearts RBC


I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to my entire worldview. Here goes. Entire worldview, I know I hurt you bad baby, but you have to understand something that most of America seems to have forgotten: a little bit of class is a whole lot of sexy.
Even evil bastards can benefit, and apparently pull a whole lot of ass, by exhibiting a little dignity and grace.