I've only been to the red, and Michigan doesn't really count because I live here. Missouri is disingenuous too. I went there when I was 15 months old, and my great grandma Zent wheelchaired me around on her lap while she looked for hobos to shoot from her front porch. Beauty mom, good choice. I make my kid wear socks, he screams like a banshee, and people look at me like I've beaten him senseless. You let your toddler work reconn for a senile, chaw-spitting grandma who sleeps with a 38, and that's adorable.



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