OK, so I'm getting a lot of flack about not updating my blog. I suppose I could innundate you with anecdotes about my children, which is the e-quivalent of whipping out pictures of them were we face to face. If that's the way it's gotta be ...

A few days ago, I was doing laundry, and a key ring was lying atop the clothes dryer. Grace grabbed it and I said "Put that back."

"I need it," she quipped.

"For what?"

"I need it to marry bo-bo." That's her brother. Obvious social faux pas aside, I would been even more goo-pooly had she not said the same thing to Sam a few days earlier.