If you're unfamiliar with snigglets, Jon lays out the basic premise with examples here. He's a good kid. So I came up with a few more and thought you should be aware of them. You're a good kid too.

1. I started drinking cherry juice for the unproven health benefits. I'm cool like that, and I have two owies. My cherry juice therapy shall forever be known as CHERRAPY.

2. Speaking of little juicy tart things, I recently karaoked for the first time, and Jon (you remember him from paragraph one), had an epiphany -- smoke puff lightbulb style -- and said CHERRYOKE!. You figure it out. You're a grown adult, maybe.

3. It seems like there were more.

4. Huh.

5. GRANEATTI!

6. Jon went to a beer emporium that was full of porn. Obviously, an EMPORNIUM.