Burning alive is fun! And I'd get to be 1008 years old on SUPER EARTH. What's so great about it? Well, it's got thin air, and it's only 6 trillion (trillion, I know, right?) miles away. Location! Location! Location! What I don't get is why this is a "discovery that has left one expert stunned." Hey buddy, if you're looking for an 1100-degree planet with a quick circumnavigation time, I'd like to introduce you to a little planet we like to call Mercury back in this solar system. I propose that with our more pleasant climate and landscape, we change the name of earth-proper to SUPER EARTH, and call the new earth: earth-that's-nothing-like-earth-and-too-freaking-hot. Well, that or Bizz. My dad coached little league when I was young, and there was a kid on his team named Bizz. I always thought it was pretty cool.