If I should have an "accident" anytime soon, mix some glitter in with my ashes, and throw them into the air at a rave on New Year's Eve. Then dance around in them a la this Sigur Ros video. Fallout gear optional.

Jon's a pretty girl! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! The benevolent Joey, goodwill ambassador extroadinaire, took this pic right before Jon and I went back to our hotel room to paint our fingernails and talk about boys. And then you know what happened? Of course you do. Pillow fight! It would've been really fun if I didn't have to take the depilatory cream to him. Yoy. I daresay it may have been easier to wax a yetti. Also Jon, this is what you get for suggesting I'd wear pink paisley and a dumb hat just because I happen to have awesome boots.




And just to be fair ... here's one of me.




I've posted a few more here. I had to weed some out because by some freakish accident, there were several pictures of my rear end, some flattering, some not so much.