
Mama's: please don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. I didn't want to have to get all bold-face on you guys, but I feel this is very important. I still endorse all other forms of cowhandling found here under item #33, and many other career paths for the bovine-oriented individual. I myself went that route. I still love Bon Jovi. And Dick Cheney. I love you Dick Cheney.






