People either think I'm pretty OR they think I'm brilliant. Invariably, these categories are mutually exclusive. The landing pad all depends on the manner in which a person has been spoiled coming up in life . Maybe I haven't been spoiled either way.* I think I'm several things, including decent-looking and above average intelligence-wise, but moreover, easy to please, exceptionally forgiving, god damned hilarious, and flexible -- physically AND emotionally. If people aren't jumping on that shit, I guess it's time to settle for the disappointing yet somehow acceptable. This is good news for those of you who are somewhat financially conservative and those of you who ejaculate prematurely, but not neceassarily in that order.


*Lies. All lies.